Howdy! The name’s Frank. Please, come on in and have a look around. Now don’t you be minding the mess. I know exactly where everything is and I can almost guarantee that I have something here you didn’t know you needed. My momma used to say my messiness would never let me get anywhere in life, so I set out to prove her wrong. Guess I did since I’m… er… what was I saying? Well nevermind, what were we talking about before? Right! I know where everything is. I always say one man’s trash is another’s treasure, so take a gander or if you know what you need just ask and I’ll find it for you.